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Doctor: So what is the most important thing that's missing from your sex life?
Husband: Sex!
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I wonder what chairs think about all day:
"Oh, here comes another asshole!"
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What is the perfect example of both Good and Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good Luck)
but at the same time dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad Luck)!
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Banta: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
Santa: One slip of the tongue, and you are in deep shit!
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What is the difference between a Clitoris and Foster Lager?
A Clitoris only tastes like piss for a second!
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Foreigner: Whatever you hear about me, please believe it. I no longer have time to explain myself.
Punjabi: Bund Mara!
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She used Vaseline to give me a handjob.
I came 3 times in the shower trying to wash it off!
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He proposed marriage because she promised she will make him try different positions.
Now he is a husband, driver and cook!
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Girl: Come over.
Boy: To do what?
Girl: Chill.
Boy: I don't chill. That's how you end up with 'chil-dren'!
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What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get!
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