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There are two types of people:
Jo Rose Dete Hain
Jo Roz Lete Hain!
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Masturbation is easy.
Choosing a video is tough!
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Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!
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Unfuckwithable (adj.)
When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!
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After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear!
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Bisexual (adj.)
The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
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Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.
She said, "Fuck you".
So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
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Breaking News:
There was a fire in a brothel.
Some came out running, some ran out coming!
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Porn ban in India:
As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
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Men are less complicated. They think, love and urinate from the same place!
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