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Gupt Gyan:
1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi.
2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension!
Picture SMS 97998
Drinker: There is only one similarity between me and you.
Non-drinker: And what's that?
Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain!
Picture SMS 97997
Girls:
1980 - Don't Touch
1990 - Touch But Don't Kiss
2000 - Kiss But Kuch Mat Karna
2010 - Sab Karlo But Kisi Ko Batana Mat
2020 - Sab Karo Warna Bata Dungi Tum Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte!
Picture SMS 97939
900 people get Coronavirus and the whole world wants to wear a surgical mask.
30 million people have AIDS but still nobody wants to wear a condom!
Picture SMS 97923
Types of Corona Viruses in India:
Corona
Aur Corona
Bus Corona
Mat Corona
Dheere Se Corona
Jor Se Corona
Ek Bar Aur Corona
Bar Bar Corona
Har Bar Jor Se Corona
Picture SMS 97914
Rose Dene Wali Nahi,
Roz Dene Wali Chahiye!
Picture SMS 97880
Height Chotti Ho Ya Badi Matter Nahi Karta, Bas Woh Bada Hona Chahiye.
Haan Dil... Ek Dum Sahi Socha Aapne!
Picture SMS 97879
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes
Girl: To Tum Mujhe Rose Kyon Nahi Dete?
Boy: Main To Tumhein Roz Dena Chahta Hoon, Lekin Tum Roz Logi?
Picture SMS 97878
Unhe Bhi Rose Day Mubarak Jinki,
Zindagi Roz Leti Hai!
Picture SMS 97877
Kal Se Jo Shuru Hone Wala Hai,
Usko Dekhne Ke Liye Bhagwaan Sabhi Singles Ko Shakti Pradaan Kare!
Picture SMS 97876
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