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Yeh Bhi Sach Hai Koi Ulfat Mein Pareshan Kyon Ho;
Yeh Bhi Sach Hai Koi Kyon Kar Na Pareshan Ho Jaye!
~ Firaq Gorakhpuri
Choot kabb Mil Jaye Aitbaar Kisko Hai;
Mil Jaaye Chodne Ko To Inkaar Kis Ko Hai.
Kuchh Mushkilen Hai Choot Paane Mein, Dost;
Warna Faltu Muth Marne Se Pyaar Kisko Hai!
Picture SMS 72100
Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho;
Dhoop Nikle Aur Sarson Pilli Na Ho;
To Phir Aap Ne Yeh Kaise Soch Liya Ke;
Neend Mein Aap Ki Yaad Aaye Aur Chaddi Gilli Na Ho!
Picture SMS 69747
Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Hui Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Ka,
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath!
Picture SMS 65660
Kyon Du Main Tumhe Ye Dua Ki Meri Umar Tumhe Lag Jaaye...
Kya Pata Mera Aakhri Din Ho Aur Tumhare Laude Lag Jaaye!
Picture SMS 64733
Arz Kiya Hai:
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho;
Wah Wah!
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho;
Hum Kya Mar Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho!
Picture SMS 61089
Buhut Achhi Friend Thi Wo Meri;
Achanak Se Mere Liye Khaas Ho Gayi.
Zindagi Bhar Fail Hoti Thi Kambakht;
Pregnancy Test Mein Pass Ho Gayi!
Picture SMS 59340
Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Arman Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chuten;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka!
Bedard Zamana Kya Jane, Kya Cheez Judai Hoti Hai;
Hum Land Pakad Kar Sote Hein, Ghar Ghar Me Chudai Hoti Hai!
iMaine Poochha Chand Se - Dekha Hai Koi Mere Yaar Sa Haseen;
Chand Ne Kaha - Bhosdike, Itni Upar Se Dikhta Hae Koi?
Picture SMS 58592
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