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He proposed marriage because she promised she will make him try different positions.
Now he is a husband, driver and cook!
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Girl: Come over.
Boy: To do what?
Girl: Chill.
Boy: I don't chill. That's how you end up with 'chil-dren'!
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What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get!
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What's the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been bed-ridden!
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What is the definition of disgusting?
Buying condoms from a secondhand shop!
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Tu Jeera because your dad decided to Cumin and Pulao!
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Son: Mom, why Daddy has a snake.
Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.
Mom: Why?
Son: Because she eats Daddy's snake!
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Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress relief.
So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because I care!
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Me: May I cum in, Ma'am?
Ma'am: Yes, cum inside!
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If an ass is called a 'butt', then a good ass should be called 'butter'!
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