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The Canadian government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.

They are:

1. Legalized gay marriage

2. Legalized marijuana

Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.

Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man, they should be stoned."

Apparently, we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
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Abdul: I am banging two twins these days.
Friend: How do you differentiate between them?
Abdul: It's easy. One colours her nails pink and the other has a dick!
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5 Science words to avoid saying when your class is finally on task:

1. Organism
2. Uranus
3. Fungus
4. Stamen
5. Pistill
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I read that on an average Indian couples have sex twice a week, whereas Japanese couples have sex only once in six months.
I had no idea I was Japanese!
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I have come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than Fuck!
I had a threesome last night.
Two people didn't show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands!
Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
Girl: Relationship Mein Time Dena Seekho.
Boy: Tum Bhi Time Pe Dena Seekho!
After all these years my wife still thinks I'm sexy.
Every time I walk by she says, "What an Ass"!
My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.
I asked, "What happened?"
He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
When I asked, why?
He said, "GST!"
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