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If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!
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When you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 PM and 3:30 AM it is sex and when you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 AM and 3:30 PM It is SENSEX!
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If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.
The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
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If I were a plastic surgeon...
I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!
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What is the smallest hotel in the world?
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'
It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside!
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Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over...
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Well, nothing has changed ever since!
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Sec 497 - Vice is ok
Sec 377 - Vice-versa is also OK!
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Gay-sex, not a crime!
Adultery, not a crime !!

The public wanted Tax Exemption...
Govt granted Sex Exemption.

Well, it's advantage Government, now they can screw you irrespective of your sex or marital status!
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Kaun Banega Crorepati ₹ 1 crore final question.
"When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?"

A - Pyjama Suit
B - Nighty
C - Underclothes
D - Nothing

Contestant: I want to phone a friend!
#Sec497
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It is said that Women come from VENUS.
Men come from MARS.
Then where do GAYS come from?
Answer: URANUS!
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