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A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:
After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!
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Girl: What shall I wear tonight?
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
Girl: Nothing.
Boy: Exactly!
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The best thing about dating Dracula?
The non-stop oral every month for a whole week!
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America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe!
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What kind of bees make milk?
Boobees!
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Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
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Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?
Boss: ➰ 〰
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the arse of anyone who fucks up your new year and may their arms be too smart to scratch it.
All the best for 2018!
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Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!
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What did I learn today?
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
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