Happy marriages usually end in death!
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Yesterday, a clown held open the door for me. It was a nice jester!
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We are all just killing time until time kills us!
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How does the the human brain ignore the second `the`?
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Two silkworms had a race. It ended in a tie.
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I'm 500 percent against inflation!
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I'd kill for Nobel Peace Prize!
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Rich foods are like destiny. They, too shape our ends!
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True laziness is getting excited when a plan gets cancelled!
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Has anyone else noticed that mirrors look really sexy?
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