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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes
Girl: To Tum Mujhe Rose Kyon Nahi Dete?
Boy: Main To Tumhein Roz Dena Chahta Hoon, Lekin Tum Roz Logi?
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Girl: Relationship Mein Time Dena Seekho.
Boy: Tum Bhi Time Pe Dena Seekho!
My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night.
‪But we still didn't finish the argument!
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Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?
Boy: Veg.
Girl: What do you like in Veg?
Boy: CleaVeg!
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Girl: What shall I wear tonight?
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
Girl: Nothing.
Boy: Exactly!
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Boy: Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it!
Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?
Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging!
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Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Girl: Because there is no time!
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Girl: I love kids.
Boy: I love the process!
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Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.
Boy: Then show me some more attitude!
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