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Late-night conversation:
Girl: Chal Bye, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Pappu: Papa Ko Bol Aaram Se!
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Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?
Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?
Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
Picture SMS 96244
Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
Picture SMS 92892
Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
Picture SMS 92815
Girl: I'll suck your brain.
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
Picture SMS 86015
Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
Picture SMS 85536
Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
Picture SMS 83843
Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.
Santa: Haan.
Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai!
Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
Neighbour: Kya?
Pappu: Ungli!
Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?
Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
Pappu: Mutthh
Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke!
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