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Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
Picture SMS 92892
Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
Picture SMS 92815
Girl: I'll suck your brain.
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
Picture SMS 86015
Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
Picture SMS 85536
Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
Picture SMS 83843
Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.
Santa: Haan.
Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai!
Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
Neighbour: Kya?
Pappu: Ungli!
Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?
Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
Pappu: Mutthh
Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke!
Pappu (Trying to convince his girlfriend for doggy style sex): Doggy Style Sex Karne Se Aankh Ki Roshni Badhti Hai.
Girlfriend:Tumhein Kaise Pata?
Pappu: Kabhi Kutton Ko Chashma Pehne Hue Dekha Hai Kya?
Teacher: If I gave you ₹200 and you gave ₹50 to Rosy, ₹50 to Suzi, ₹50 to Nikki and ₹50 to Amy, what would you have?
Pappu: An orgy!
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