I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.
If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
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There are 2 types of horizontally-challenged girls:
1. OMG! I'm looking so fat, I need dieting and gym.
2. Haan Toh Moti Hun, Kisi Ke Baap Ka Nahi Khaati Main!
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My 3 wishes:
1. To earn money without working.
2. To love without being hurt!
3. To eat without getting fat!
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You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...
alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
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I have decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat:

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The only cardio I did this month was...
running out of money!
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I like to have my cake and eat it too.
I'd also like to have your cake and eat it too!
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I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet...
I get hungry pretty soon!
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My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
It is called lunch!
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The human body is roughly 60% water...
So I'm not fat, I'm flooded!
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