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Punjabi is the only language in the world where "Do not fuck" is called "Vagina"!
English Newspaper Headlines:
We must say sorry to gays.
~ Pope.

Punjabi Paper Headlines:
"POPE NE GAANDUAN TO MANGI MAAFI"!
Picture SMS 90501
India Vichh 80% Lokk Ta "Just Kidding" Keh Ke 'Tharak' Bhor Lende Ne!
Preeto: Mujhe 'watermelon' chaiye.
Santa f**ks her in swimming pool!
Picture SMS 70326
Valentine's Day "Farvari Chodan" De Illava Kisi Hor Tareekh Nu Bahut Atpata Lagda!
Picture SMS 64964
Ek Vaar Pathan Ne Gali Vichh Jaandi Kudi De Pichhe Ungal Laa Ditti.
Kudi: Anna Hoeya Ae?
Pathan: Ki Gal, Center Vichh Ni Laggi!
Picture SMS 62182
Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!
Picture SMS 60337
Going to random weddings and getting an erection by looking at hot girls is like:
"Begaani Shaadi Mein Abb Lulla Deewana!"
Picture SMS 59215
Baari Barsi Khatan Geya Si... Khat Ke Liyanda 'Hello';
Je Kuch 'Send' Nahi Karna Ta Mobile Nu Bunnd Ch Le Lo!
Boy: Meeh Painda Ganneaa Te, Ni Ik Dandi Vadd Lain De Apne Sohne Mummya Te!
Girl: Meeh Painda Vattyan Te, Ik Diyan Do Vadd Layi Mere Bapu De Tatteyan Te!
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