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Corona has established a connection between the nasal cavity and anus.
Cheenk Aate Hi, Gaand Fat Jaati Hai!
Picture SMS 99225
Kid 1: Penchod
Kid 2: Penchod
Wife: Kuch Bolenge Aap Inko?
Husband: Bhenchod Hota Hai!
Wife: Woh Pen Ke Liye Lad Rahe Hain!
Picture SMS 98123
Gupt Gyan:
1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi.
2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension!
Picture SMS 97998
Height Chotti Ho Ya Badi Matter Nahi Karta, Bas Woh Bada Hona Chahiye.
Haan Dil... Ek Dum Sahi Socha Aapne!
Picture SMS 97879
Maa Behan Ki Izzat Karein;
Izzat Ki Maa Behan Mat Karein!
Picture SMS 97874
Girl 1: Why did you break-up with Vishal?
Girl 2: Kyonki Uska Sirf Naam Hi Vishal Hai!
Picture SMS 97791
Life Milti Hai Ek Baar;
Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar;
Pyaar Hota Hai Ek Baar;
Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar;
Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar,
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To Laude Kyon Lagte Hain Baar-Baar!
What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
Sundar Pichai!
Picture SMS 96532
Aaj Ka Gyan:
Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
Picture SMS 91352
Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
Picture SMS 90592
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