Biwi Par Mere Aitbaar Ki Hadd Dekh Ghalib...
Usne Din Ko Raat Kaha Aur Maine Peg Bana Liya!
Taras Gye Hum Tere Labon Se Kuchh Sun-ne Ke Liye;
Pyaar Ki Baat Na Sahi, Koi Bakwaas Hi Kar Liya Karo!
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai;
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai;
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro;
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
Tujhe Paane Ke Liye Kuchh Bhi Kar Sakta Hu;
Tere Pyaar Mein Jee Toh Kya, Mar Bhi Sakta Hu;
Phir Bhi Tu Nahi Mili To Koi Mujhe Gham Nahi;
Yeh Formula Kissi Dusri Pe Set Kar Sakta Hu!
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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad;
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad;
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad;
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
Arz Farmaiya Hai:
Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta, Ghalib;
Wah Wah!
Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta, Ghalib;
Kabz Mein Bhi Nahi Chalta!
Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum;
Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum;
Rajinikanth Ne Phuk Maari;
Aur Fir Kya - Sukh Gaye Hum!
Bewaafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi;
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamsar Hum Bhi Nahi;
Pyaar Ke Iss Maud Par Kehte Ho Ke Shadishuda Ho;
To Kya Hua Darling, Kunware Hum Bhi Nahi!
Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi;
Kuch Tha Zaroor Uske Payyare Se Hontho Pe;
Magar Na Jaane Kyon Humse Sharmati Thi;
Jab Munh Khulwaya Tab Jakar Maloom Huya;
Saali Chup-Chup Paan Masala Chabati Thi!
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari;
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega;
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar;
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega!
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