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Types of Corona Viruses in India:
Aur Corona
Bus Corona
Mat Corona
Dheere Se Corona
Jor Se Corona
Ek Bar Aur Corona
Bar Bar Corona
Har Bar Jor Se Corona
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The Canadian government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.

They are:

1. Legalized gay marriage

2. Legalized marijuana

Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.

Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man, they should be stoned."

Apparently, we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
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Porn ban in India:
As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
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When you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 PM and 3:30 AM it is sex and when you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 AM and 3:30 PM It is SENSEX!
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Sec 497 - Vice is ok
Sec 377 - Vice-versa is also OK!
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Gay-sex, not a crime!
Adultery, not a crime !!

The public wanted Tax Exemption...
Govt granted Sex Exemption.

Well, it's advantage Government, now they can screw you irrespective of your sex or marital status!
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Kaun Banega Crorepati ₹ 1 crore final question.
"When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?"

A - Pyjama Suit
B - Nighty
C - Underclothes
D - Nothing

Contestant: I want to phone a friend!
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Supreme Court scraps Section 377. Now homosexuality is no longer a crime.
Now the tailors will ask, "Sir, Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche".
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And then the Lordship said:
"It doesn't need necessarily be Adam and Eve, it can also be Adam and Steve".
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It's 2018 ladies.
Treat your man right or another man will!
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