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Chinese Govt. released the name of the citizen of Wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus.
His name is Lay Lee Sub Kee!
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Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!
#Covid-19 #Coronavirus
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Corona Virus Stages in India:

Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain
Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta
Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai
Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude
Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le!
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The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought!
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All those people resorting to panic buying:
Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots!
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus
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When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 PM and 3:30 AM, it is SEX.
When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 AM and 3:30 PM, it is SENSEX!
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Types of Corona Viruses in India:
Corona
Aur Corona
Bus Corona
Mat Corona
Dheere Se Corona
Jor Se Corona
Ek Bar Aur Corona
Bar Bar Corona
Har Bar Jor Se Corona
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The Canadian government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.

They are:

1. Legalized gay marriage

2. Legalized marijuana

Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.

Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man, they should be stoned."

Apparently, we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
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Porn ban in India:
As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
#AssemblyElections2018
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When you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 PM and 3:30 AM it is sex and when you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 AM and 3:30 PM It is SENSEX!
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