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I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
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Musings of a dirty mind:
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
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Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!
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Whenever I see a girl with good pair of Bums passing by,
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Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai!
Behind every great woman is her bum.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd like to spread them!
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A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!
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I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart!
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on!
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The best thing about having a penis is...
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sharing it with people - who don't have it!
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