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A good woman will make you a sandwich.
A great woman will blow you while you eat it!
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
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Musings of a dirty mind:
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
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Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!
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Whenever I see a girl with good pair of Bums passing by,
Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai!
Behind every great woman is her bum.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd like to spread them!
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A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!
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I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart!
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on!
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