Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
There are two kinds of fishermen: those who fish for sport and those who catch something!
When all else fails, lower your standards.
Ulcers aren't the result of what you eat. You get ulcers from what's eating you.
If sleep is so important then why do schools start so early?
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
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Do computers files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?
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I went to our local bookshop to buy a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence?
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It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen!