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A man and a woman can just be friends with no sex involved.
It's called marriage!
Picture SMS 98166
1st year of marriage: Great sex! Now let's cuddle and fall asleep.
10th year of marriage: Sex? We just did that in April!
Picture SMS 98113
Ambulances and women have a lot in common. They both make a lot of noise to let you know that they're coming!
Picture SMS 97852
After all these years my wife still thinks I'm sexy.
Every time I walk by she says, "What an Ass"!
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
Picture SMS 86457
Last night, I told my husband, we should try some role reversal in bed.
And the bastard said he had a headache!
Picture SMS 86212
Husband is praying before going to bed.
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
Picture SMS 85333
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
Picture SMS 85161
Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
Picture SMS 83942
A couple during sex:
Husband: I'm about to come, honey.
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!
Picture SMS 83776