An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood.

To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared and where he had carved "I love you, Sally".

On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, and they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, and its fifty-thousand dollars.

The husband says, "We've got to give it back."

She says, "Finders keepers" and puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic.

The next day, two policemen are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home.

One knocks on the door and says, "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"

She says, "No!"

The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
This morning I was having bread butter in breakfast. Wanted some green chutney for extra taste.

But thought of Modiji's advice and didn't ask my wife for it.

I got up myself, went to the kitchen, brought it on my own from the refrigerator, applied it on bread and had it.

Though the taste of chutney was different but had a great patriotic feeling of AATMNIRBHARTA.

After few minutes my wife came and asked me, "Have you seen a bowl of Mehandi I kept in the refrigerator last night ?"