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Sadie and Yetta, two widows are talking.

Sadie, "That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Yetta, "Vell... I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual like a clock. And like such a mensch he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful lining. And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die from. Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but such a beautiful car... a limousine, even, uniformed chauffeur and all.

"Then he takes me out for dinner. Marvelous dinner. Lobster, even. Den ve go see a show... let me tell you Sadie, I enjoyed it so much I could have just die from pleasure! "So then we are coming back to my apartment and into an ANIMAL he turns. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"

Sadie, "Oy! Vey... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

Yetta, "No... I'm just saying, vear an old dress."
Overheard in a bar: "First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."

"Oh no you're not," said Anni.

"Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks."

"Oh no you're not," said Anni.

"Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks."

"Oh no you're not," said Anni.

"Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you."

"Oh no you're not," said Anni.

"And I'm not going to wear a condom either!" said the guy.

"Oh yes you are!" said Anni.
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