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A boss had to interview 4 girls for his secretary's position.....

He asked the same question to each one of them....

Boss: A woman normally has lips in 2 different places. What's the difference between the two ?

First Girl: One is hairy, the other isn't.....

Boss: OK... good !

Second Girl: One can talk but the other can't !!! ....

Boss: That's better !

Third Girl: One is vertical and the other is horizontal .....

Boss: Hmm... clever !

Last Girl: One is for me and the other is for my Boss.....

Boss: You are hired !!!
Little Johnny was the recipient of a holster and a pair of toy six shooters on his birthday. He went to show off his new toys, in full cowboy regalia.

He went to the local ice cream stand, drew his pistols and exclaimed, "I want a sundae, and I want it NOW!"

The waitress asked him, "What flavor?"

Little Johnny replied, as he waved his guns, "I want a chocolate sundae, and I want it NOW!"

The waitress asked, "Do you want whipped cream on it?"

Little Johnny said, "I want whipped cream on it, and I want it NOW!"

The waitress asked, "Do you want a cherry on it?"

Little Johnny said, "I want a cherry on it, and I want it NOW!"

The waitress asked, "Do you want your nuts crushed or chopped?"

Little Johnny replied, "Do you want your tits shot off?"
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