The pastor stood before his congregation on Sunday.

With his arms outreached he announced, "Friends, I have good news and bad news regarding the money we need to fix the roof of our church."

There was a slight murmur in the crowd as everyone was well aware of the pitiful condition of the roof.

"The good news is," the pastor continued, "that after a careful review, I've been able to determine that we have enough money to properly repair the roof."

As a jubilant titter filled the pews, the pastor raised his hands and motioned the group to settle down.

"Of course there is a bit of bad news to go with it," he said as everyone hushed. "The money to fix the roof is still in your pockets!"
Two old Jewish men waking down the street and they see a sign in front of a church: Become a Christian today! Earn $100!

So the one guy Abe, says, "100 bucks. hmmm. I think I'll do it. I could use the money."

His friend Izzy says, "How could you do that ? You're a Jew. You been one all your life."

Abe says, "So what. It's just a label. I'm doing it!"

And he walks across the street and into the church. He returns 20 minutes later and Izzy says, "So did you do it?"

Abe says, "Yup. I'm a Christian."

And izzy asks, "Well did they give you the hundred dollars?"

To which Abe shakes his head in disgust and says, "That's the trouble with you Jews. All you think about is money!"
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