What Have We Learned This ICC Champions Trophy

1. Eco Sports Mein 6 Airbags Hain Aur Ye Baat Itihaas Mein Likh Di Gayi Hai.

2. Airtel App Mein Sab Hai. Sab Kuch.

3. ICC CT Mein Dhoni Ne Sirf Oppo Ki Ad Mein Chakka Maara Hai.

4. Micromax Kuch Toh Bolna Chaha Raha Tha But All We Could Hear Was a Madman Laughing.

5. Samsung Ka 60000 Ka Phone Leke Kaun Paani Mein Kudega Batao ?

6. Nissan Ke Ad Mein John or Shushant Hai....

7. Term Insurance Lelo Isse Pehle Policy Bazaar Tumhara Sunaa Sunaa Ke Ticket Kaatde.

8. Bahubali Ke Writer Star Plus Pe Kuch Toh Kar Rahe Hain.

9. Mutual Funds Sahi Hai.

And Last Nut Not The Least....

10. Girlfriend Ke Ghar Perfume Lagaake Mat Jaana... Pakde Jaaoge
A man takes his seat at IND vs PAK match.

He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between him & the guy next.

MAN: Who would ever miss IND vs PAK match ?

GUY: That seat was for my wife. We have been to all INDvsPAK matches together, but sadly she passed away.

MAN: Oh that's terrible! Sweet of you to have her here symbolically by keeping the vacant seat. But these are expensive tickets. you should have brought another family member or a friend with you?

GUY: I tried, but they are all at her funeral!

Men will be men