A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hair.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon from the nurse in the Landrover you booked for speeding last week."
Doctors are used to getting calls at any hour. One night a man phoned his doctor, waking him up.

"I'm really sorry to bother you so late," he said, "but I think my wife has appendicitis."

Still half asleep, the doctor reminded him that he had removed hs wife's inflamed appendix a couple of years before.

"Whoever heard of a second appendix?" the doctor asked.

"You may not have heard of a second appendix, doc," the man replied, "but surely you've heard of a second wife!"
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