A computer programmer was taking a smoke break when a woman passing by sarcastically commented, "Don't you know that those things can kill you? They put a warning on every pack!"

"Oh, that's okay," said the guy, exhaling smoke, "I'm a programmer."

"What's that got to do with anything?" she asked.

He answered, "Programmers ignore warnings; we only care about errors!"
A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another.

A lady walking by notices him and says, "Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"

"That's OK," says the guy, puffing casually, "I'm a computer programmer."

"So? What's that got to do with anything?"

"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."
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