Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage.

He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry! I just wanted to tell you I've been married for twenty two years, and I am sure that you will always remember this day with the fondest of memories, as the happiest day of your life."

"But sir", said Harry, a little bit confused, "I'm not getting married until tomorrow!"

"Yeah, I know," said his boss.
What is the difference between a Wife and a Girlfriend? Great thought in Modified version.

Wife is like a TV and Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.

At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE with you.

Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time, you play with your MOBILE.

TV is (as good as) free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy, replaceable and portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable but for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote but MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen), but with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!

Last but not least!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILES often do. And mobiles can be easily hacked or stolen.

Take Care. Stick to TV only.

Issued in Public interest!