Santa: Oye Jeeto! Bada Kharcha Ho Gaya Is Mahine... Saari Salary Khatam Ho Gayi. Kahan Lag Gaye Itne Paise.. Kahan Kharch Kar Diye???

Jeeto: Maine Apne Liye Nahin Use Kiye... Ghar Kharch Mein Hi Lag Gaye Saare Paise.

Santa: Kamaal Hai... Kuch Ni Bacha... Koi Hisaab-Kitaab Hai?

Jeeto: Maine Sab Likh Ke Rakha Hai Diary Mein. Tum chahe Toh Chack Kar Lo.

Santa: Ok, show me.

1500 - Milk
900 - PNKG
4000 - Vegetables
1100 - PNKG
1800 - Dhobi
500 - PNKG
3500 - Maid
800 - PNKG
6000 - Grocery
1500 - PNKG
1800 - Electric & Water Bills
1000 - PNKG
1200 -
600 -
900 -
Santa: Ek Minute... Ek Minute... Ye PNKG Kya Cheez Hai???

Jeeto: Pata Nahi Kitthe Gaye!
Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage.

He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry! I just wanted to tell you I've been married for twenty two years, and I am sure that you will always remember this day with the fondest of memories, as the happiest day of your life."

"But sir", said Harry, a little bit confused, "I'm not getting married until tomorrow!"

"Yeah, I know," said his boss.