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A Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a large BMW.

The girl comments, "This car is Big! "

He replies, "Ah ma sista, everyting in Nigeria is big!"

They get to a restaurant for dinner, to which she says, "This place is huge!"

He replies, "I olready tod you ma sista, everything in Nigeria is big!"

Later they head to his mansion...."WOW" she says, "Your house is massive!"

"Yes ma sista I olready told you everyting in Nigeria is big !!!"

They get into foreplay, when she comments, "Ummmmmmm your thing is gigantic!"

He chuckles and says, "Ahhhhhhhh ma sista I olready tod you everyting in Nigeria is big!"

And as he enters her, he pauses for a moment, ".....mmmmm ma sista are you also from Nigeria?"
An Australian ventriloquist visiting Pakistan walks into a small village and sees a local farmer Usman sitting on his porch patting his pet rabbit. He figures he'll have a little fun.

Ventriloquist "G'day Mate! Good looking rabbit, mind if I speak to him.

Usman: The rabbit doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.

Ventriloquist: Hello rabbit, how's it going mate?

Rabbit: Doin' all right.

Usman: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: Is this villager your owner? (pointing at Usman)

Rabbit: Yep.

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Rabbit: Real good. He feeds me great food and takes me to the farm once a week to play.

Usman: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse?

Usman: Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.

Ventriloquist: Hey horse, how's it going buddy?

Horse: Cool.

Usman: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? (pointing at the villager)

Horse: Yep.

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.

Usman: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your goat?

Usman: That goat's a fucking liar I didn't do nothing I swear...
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