Now a Browser with Free Games, Click Here
Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.

"Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where-a you-a been for-a da past-a two weeks? No-a one-a seen-a you around."

"Don'na talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been-a inna da jail."

"Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been-a in jail?"

"Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna a beach, anna da cops come, arresta me and atrow me inna jail!"

"But dey donna trow you in jail-a just for lying onna da beach!" Luigi countered.

"Yeah, but dissa beach was ascreamin' and akickin' and a yellin'.
A Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a large BMW.

The girl comments, "This car is Big! "

He replies, "Ah ma sista, everyting in Nigeria is big!"

They get to a restaurant for dinner, to which she says, "This place is huge!"

He replies, "I olready tod you ma sista, everything in Nigeria is big!"

Later they head to his mansion...."WOW" she says, "Your house is massive!"

"Yes ma sista I olready told you everyting in Nigeria is big !!!"

They get into foreplay, when she comments, "Ummmmmmm your thing is gigantic!"

He chuckles and says, "Ahhhhhhhh ma sista I olready tod you everyting in Nigeria is big!"

And as he enters her, he pauses for a moment, ".....mmmmm ma sista are you also from Nigeria?"