The Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning, addressing his congregation with a vehement sermon that alcohol was the work of the devil.

"As an example," he stated during his sermon, "If you were to lead a donkey to a bowl of water and a bowl of whiskey, from which would he drink?"

A grizzled old Mick at the back of the church spoke up, "Aye, Father, for sure he'd drink from the water."

The priest, elated, said, "Very good, my son. And can you tell me WHY he'd drink from the water?"

The Irishman at the back of the church replied, "Sure, I can tell ye' why, Father. Because he's an ass!"
A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him.

The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I'll have another waterloo."

The bartender gives him a tall ice cold drink, then asks the newcomer what he would like to drink.

Wanting to try this new drink he says "I'll have a waterloo, too." The bartender gives him a tall ice cold drink.

He takes a big drink and says "HEY! This isn't any good. It tastes just like water!"

The man next to him looks at the bartender and says, "Well, it is water... right, Lou?
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