It seems that a young man volunteered for Navy service during World War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola, skipping boot camp.

The very first day at Pensacola, he soloed and was the best flier on the base. All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific.

On his first day aboard, he took off and single-handedly shot down six Japanese zeroes. Then climbing up to 20,000 ft., he found nine more Japanese planes and shot them all down, too. Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier, and came in for a perfect landing on the deck.

He threw back the canopy, climbed out, and jogged over to the captain. Saluting smartly, he said, "Well, sir, how did I do on my very first day?"

The captain turned around, bowed, and replied, "You make one velly impoltant mistake!"
Two men walking their dogs met outside a bar. After chatting a while, one suggested they go inside for a drink.

The man with the Chihuahua said, "Good idea, but the sign says 'No Dogs'."

The man with the golden retriever smiled and said, "No problem. Follow me and do what I do."

As he entered the bar, the bartender yelled, "Hey, buddy, no dogs allowed in here!"

The guy replied, "Oh, he's my seeing-eye dog."

So the bartender relented, but then he spotted the other guy.

"I'm sorry, sir, but no dogs are allowed in my bar."

The second guy echoed the first, "But he's my seeing-eye dog."

The bartender looked skeptical, "Your seeing-eye dog is a Chihuahua?"

"What! They gave me a Chihuahua?!"