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There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was.

She responded, "It's my wash cloth."

Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair.

The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"

The mother responded, "I lost it."

The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth.

A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth."

The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"

The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with it."
A small boy is wandering in a hotel, and hearing some noises decides to open a door. He says "Wow, it's dark here!"

You can imagine that there's a man with a woman in bed in that room... The man asks, "What do you want? Here's a pound, leave us alone."

A bit latter, the boy goes back again, opens the door, and says: "Wow, it's dark here!"

"Not you again! Here, take this and go buy yourself something." And the boy goes out with 2 pounds.

The following morning, the boy feels some remorse, and tells what happened to his mother. She says: "That's wrong. You should go to the church, and confess yourself."

So there he goes. Entering the booth, he says: "Wow, it's dark here!"

To which the priest says: "Not you again, are you following me around?"
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