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Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife.
Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54.
A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
Indian VIPs on the hit list have been sent an elaborate set of do's and don'ts to elude terrorists on their trail.

Of these the most important are not to follow a regular routine but vary their timings and change their habits often as possible, e.g. don't go for your morning or evening walk at the same time to the same park, don't go to the same hotel or restaurant every day etc.

To these precautions, a wit who knows the habits of Indian politicians added: "Don't sleep in the same bed with the same person every night."