A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that seat was reserved for flight attendants.

With his limited English he did not fully understand what he was told but hand signals soon got him to move a little further back.

Soon there was another person persuading him to move out of first class. Again he moved further back. There was yet another discussion and he took no further chances and went to the very last seat in the tourist section.

Some time later a flight attendant asked him if he was 'for coffee'?

Furious he replied, "You foh coffee, I stayah hee."
A young Arab boy asks his dad, "Wat are you wearing on your head?"

The father said, "Why, my son, it is a 'chechia.' In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun."

"And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?" asked the boy.

"Oh, my son!" exclaimed the father, "It is very simple. This is a 'djbellah.' As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects my entire body."

The son then asked, "But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?"

"These are 'babouches' my son," the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches keep us from burning our feet."

Son asks, "What is that black tent mom and sister are wearing ?"

Father, "It's called a burkha, it helps the hot desert sand from hitting the face and body during a sandstorm."

"So tell me then," added the boy.

"Yes, my son..."

"Why are we living in Birmingham and still wearing all this shit?"
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