Three friends, one Indian, one British, one Saudi Arabian were talking over dinner...

British: Why India is called Incredible India??

Indian: I can explain.... What you would do if a newly constructed bridge breaks down crushing 20 people under it....

British: Well, the irresponsible engineer and official would be jailed for the rest of their lives, for sure.

Saudi Arabian: Irresponsible engineer and official would be shot or hanged in public for sure.

Indian: we have a very different method here in India... We will take the injured to the Hospital and we beat up the doctor if anyone dies...

British: Oh, incredible!!!
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting.

"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.

The two Englishmen just stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"

The two continue to stare.

"Parlare Italiano?"

No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"

Still nothing.

The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.
v The first Englishman turns to the second and says, "Maybe we should learn a foreign language...."

"Why?" says the other, "That bloke knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."